Characters and such.
Gx3R HQ

Height 5 stories
Man has constructed great buildings that reflect his hopes and dreams! The Pyramids of Egypt...The Sears tower in uh..... But one building stands out!a building so poorly designed,a building barely passing in the health code!
But even though this building violates 10 zoning laws, 5 health code violations, and interestingly 4 weapon of mass destruction charges, the team of Gx3r work unscrupulously to create...no..give life to their work...

Even though theres a vampire, some evil jelly beans, and a crazed ex-commando. This isnt just an ordinary office building, It is a modern marvel, of humanity..

Player 1

Height 5'6
Favorite game: Final Fantasy VII
Favorite band: Vision of Disorder/Bloodsimple
Hobbies: Art, video games, roller blading

Owner of Gx3r, Player 1 is always angry and constantly wanting to kill somebody or something, Player 1 is possibly the most pissed off person at Gx3R at any given time. People have stopped asking about large amounts of blood on his clothing. Player 1's "fuse" is about as short as he is.

Insomnia

Height 5'5
Favorite game: Fighting games (will beat your ass)
Favorite Band: 13 Bloodlines
Hobbies: Art, drums, girlfriend

A hyper competitive bastard who will trash talk you in any game and destroy you in pretty much every fighting game. Going back to his childhood he traded much of his high school time for a few thousand rounds of Street Fighter 2, and since then has dominated everyone that has challenged him. Using his many talents he multi-tasks himself up the stairs of insanity and away from sleep. Such talents are art, drums/guitar, graphic design, page layout, beating your ass in fighting games.

Zenny

Height 5'11
Favorite game: World of Warcraft
Favorite Band: Vision of Disorder / Bloodsimple
Hobbies: World of Warcraft, story writing.

A happy, anything is cool kinda of guy, Zenny is easily one of the easiest person to get along with at Gx3R. With his power to sit around playing World of Warcraft you'll find yourself at the mercy of his mighty Horde shaman, and his fancy hair style.

Special Avenger (S.A.)

Height 5'9
Favorite game: Mario Paint
Favorite Band: Superman Theme
Hobbies: Heroics, polishing helmet, using fabric softener on very heroic cape (hotel towel).

A super hero that no one is quite sure has actually done any heroics of any kind. Nor is is heroic costume very heroic, composed of- action helmet, pink hotel towel, ULTRA tighty-whities, and soggy socks. One thing IS certain, he is a constant annoyance at the office breaking more things than even Lumpy

Default

Height 5'8
Favorite game: Megaman X4
Favorite Band: Music?
Hobbies: Drawing, video games.

Besides being a snazzy dresser Default is possibly the best video gamer we here at Gx3R know. Conquering all the Megaman games in under an hour each, and beating the hell out of us in our individual favorite games is proof enough for us here. Moving off the game topic, he is also a top-notch cartoonist.

Black Dude

Height 6'2
Favorite game: Chrono Cross
Favorite Band: Tupac
Hobbies: Anime, Games, Music, Pool.

Holy hell, he's black! But that's not all he's a gamer that platform jumps and only has one thing desired in his games of choice, that they have a story. Whether a FPS, RPG or Act Adv. he wants some story shoved in the game. He's also been known to start many arguments with Player 1 on games of choice.

Yap

Height 5'4
Favorite game: Bubble Bobble
Favorite Band: ASOB
Hobbies: Talking, daydreaming.

As her name and hobby describes, she loves to talk, for all we know when no one is around she could talk to inanimate objects to keep the jaw muscles ready for the next victim.

Lumpy

Height 5'9.5
Favorite game: Soul Calibur III
Favorite Band: Killswitch
Hobbies: Sitting around, smoking, playing games hand ball.

The failure of Gx3R, Lumpy has about as much to do in his day as a refrigerator magnet. Some say he spawned from a fast food restaurant's garbage bin, for that would be the only thing that can explain his odor' and interesting head shelter that he bares.

Bildo

Height 5'10
Favorite game: Star Ocean II
Favorite Band: As I lay Dying
Hobbies: Masturbating, playing guitar, messing with computers, playing with his PSP, music.

Bildo is the PSP mod master, constantly messing with the settings and what not. When he's not doing that he's complaining or as he calls it: "informing".

Colonel Burton

Height 6'8
Favorite game: none
Favorite Band:
Hobbies: Polishing guns, shooting guns, throwing empty guns, killing, yelling, drilling.

Little is known about Colonel Burton...in fact is he even a colonel? Well anyway, he fiercely guards the fuse box in the basement of the Gx3R building and kills with very much prejudice. He doesn't say much but when he talks it usually means trouble.

Rickshaw

Height 5' 9"
Favorite game: Streets of Rage
Favorite Band: crap emo
Hobbies: learning, education, being asian, balancing a healthy diet of tofu and rice, and beating the fadooter out of mania mode on Streets of Rage.

Rickshaw's compact asian-ness comes in two colors, chinese and..uh...

Rickshaw although Asian does not know martial arts, but can deliver a mean bag of Chinese food.

Towel

Height 5'4"
Favorite game: Whatever its called on her cell phone
Favorite Band: Bright Eyes
Hobbies: shopping, spending money, using boobs to get Zenny to give her money, and most importantly wasting money..

Towel is what many men call: a bitch. She's airheaded, has expensive "taste" and seems to have Zenny wrapped around her little finger. All in all, her blondness surpasses all else leaving only a trail of broken hearts and wallets.