Player 1

The owner of Gx3R, Player 1 is always angry and constantly wanting to kill somebody or something, Player 1 is possibly the most pissed off person at Gx3R at any given time. People have stopped asking about large amounts of blood on his clothing. Player 1's "fuse" is about as short as he is.

Zenny

The dreamer of the office, Zenny's head is in the sky like a balloon, or a jet...or a space ship with mega booster rockets! ...Point is, his imagination sometimes gets the best of him, sometimes making conversations an adventure in itself. Maybe all of his dreams migrated into his hair, after all how else could it have gotten so funky.

Insomnia

More laid back(perhaps more tired) than his rage filled brother Player 1, Insomnias brain often seems to give out to A.D.D. and finds fun in random things, girls, things outside the window, hammering a nail into a bunnies head. Who knows with him what is actually going on in his head.

Lumpy

The failure of Gx3R, Lumpy has about as much to do in his day as a refrigerator magnet. Some say he spawned from a fast food restaurant's garbage bin. For that would be the only thing that can explain his odor and interesting head shelter.

Default

Besides being a snazzy dresser Default is possibly the best gamer that the group knows. Conquering all the Megaman games in under an hour each, and beating the hell out of us in our individual favorite games is proof enough for us here. His other hobbies are unknown, we're currently working on getting his email password.

Yap

As her name and hobby describes, she loves to talk...a lot, for all we know when no one is around she could talk to inanimate objects to keep the jaw muscles ready for the next victim. No one really know's why she comes to work...cause Player 1 sure doesn't pay her.